Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 264, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 November 1915 — Still Cynical. [ARTICLE]

Still Cynical.

"Do you believe two can live as cheaply as one?” asked the sentimental person. “I do,” replied the cynic promptly. "But isn’t that contrary to your usual views?” “Not at all. I was speaking of microbes.”