Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 264, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 November 1915 — Figuratively Speaking. [ARTICLE]

Figuratively Speaking.

"So they are embarking on the sea of matrimony?" "Yes." "I presume they carry a neutral flag?” “Oh, yes; but I suspect that part of the cargo is contraband.” “Why so?” “Everybody says the bridegroom has a lot of brass.”