Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 264, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 November 1915 — GOOD JOKES [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

GOOD JOKES

-A8 A RULE—" * Her father Is a florist. The other day she bobbed out on the boulevard with a bunch of violets emblazoning the lapel of her nifty coat. “Some lucky girl, 11l say.'* her envious female friend remarked. When violets cost the most you wear the mosL Lucky you are, I say. to have a daddy that’s a florist” The florist’s daughter glanced down at her cluster of violets, then sighed and lamented: “Gee, but I wish he had a candy shop Instead.” And thus it goes—“as a rule woman’s a fool, when it’s hot she wants it cool; when it’s cool she wants it hot always wanting what Is not,” or something like that