Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 263, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 November 1915 — NOT THE KIND HE WANTED. [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

NOT THE KIND HE WANTED.

Deacon Hardycyder—Young man, 1 want tew see a fust class, a-number-•one separator — Percy Smart (a new clerk and not familiar with farm implements)—Ah! ha! So you are having trouble with your better-half, eh? Well, sir, there is an excellent divorce lawyer on the tenth floor.