Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 261, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 November 1915 — Professional Advice. [ARTICLE]

Professional Advice.

“Well, what's the trouble now?” asked the gruff old doctor of a chronic patient. “Oh, doctor,” whined the professional invalid, “I feel such an awful pain in my side every time I raise my hand to my head.” “Huh!” grunted the wise M. D., “then don't raise your hand to your head. Two dollars, please.”