Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 261, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 November 1915 — BULLET HITS “EARLY BIRD” [ARTICLE]

BULLET HITS “EARLY BIRD”

Soldier Would Have Escaped Being Wounded by Leaden Missile Had He Been Becond Later. Private Blank was known to all his chums as “the early bird.” probably because it was an exact description of the very opposite to what he really was. for “the early bird” was always late, the last man to get out of bed at reveille and the last man on parade, and when his regiment sailed for France his chums declared that he was the last into the transport ship and the last out of 1L When bis regiment was doing its spell in the trenches “the early bird” was sent for by his officer, and as he was creeping along the trench towards the dugout a stray bullet caught him in the shoulder, Just as he was outside his officer’s shelter. After seeing that he wasn't seriously wounded, the officer explained, with a twinkle in his eye, “If you had Just been a second earlier you would have missed that.” “I would, sir,” returned Private Blank, “or if I had been a second later It would have missed me.” —London Tit-Bits.