Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 249, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 October 1915 — It Would Seem So. [ARTICLE]

It Would Seem So.

Old Skinner —Yes. I advertised for a handy man to work about the premises. 1 want a man who doesn’t chew, smoke, drink or gamble. Applicant —And the wages? Old Skinner —Six dollars a week. Applicant—Huh! I guess you want a man that doesn’t eat, either.