Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 245, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 October 1915 — Enlightening Him. [ARTICLE]

Enlightening Him.

Butcher (who is waiting on a customer who has stepped ahead of her place In line) —“Excuse me for keeping you waiting, ma’am, but this (indicating his customer) is Mrs. Billing’s cook.” Modestly Dressed Customer (who has waited half an hour) —“Certainly, sir, don’t let that trouble you at all; I am only Mrs. Billions."