Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 238, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 October 1915 — The Ninety and Nine Per Cent. [ARTICLE]

The Ninety and Nine Per Cent.

“You used to refer to your wife as your better half.” “I have revised my fractions,” replied Mr. Meekton. “I don’t feel as if I represented more than one per cent of the combination.”