Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 238, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 October 1915 — VERY CAREFUL. [ARTICLE]

VERY CAREFUL.

“Did you break anything today. Norah?” asked the lady of the house. “No, ma’am,” was the reply. “Nothing?” “No. ma’am.” “Are you sure you didn’t break a single thing?” “Yes. ma'am.” “Not even one of the commandments. Norah?” “Oh, well, ma’am, I wouldn’t be wicked enough to call a commandment a thing, ma’am.”