Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 236, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 October 1915 — A Bird of a Family. [ARTICLE]

A Bird of a Family.

He —Doctor Quack’s daughter has a swanlike neck, hasn’t she? She*—Yes; and his wife has about as much sense as a goose. He —And the doctoKhas a bill like * pelican.