Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 213, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 September 1915 — Sizing Up Father. [ARTICLE]

Sizing Up Father.

“Mother, is my father the greatest man in the world?” "No, indeed, my dear.” “But he’s a greater man than George Washington, isn’t he?” “Certainly not. Why are you asking such foolish questions this morning?” “I was just wondering why you ever married him.”