Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 189, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 August 1915 — First Aid. [ARTICLE]

First Aid.

"Hey,” yelled the man in room 605 through the phone. “Well?” asked the busy hotel clerk. “If the woman In the next room la singing, move me to the fifteenth floor; if she’s moaning, send a doctor up at once.”