Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 189, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 August 1915 — GOOD JOKES. [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

GOOD JOKES.

CHOICE OF TWO EVILS. "Is there nothing you can do to make that baby of yours stop crying?” asked the wrathy neighbor. "Yes, there is,” replied Mr. Newdal. “Then, for the love of Mike, why don’t you do it?” “Because he wants his mother and she’s making a speech this afternoon before the Mothers* club on social welfare. If I were to interrupt her now by a telephone call I would have to take the consequences.”