Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 180, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 31 July 1915 — Page 4 Advertisements Column 3 [ADVERTISEMENT]

Mrs. F. M. Abbott left this afternoon for a week’s visit with relatives in Monticello. 1-‘ , , Mr. and Mrs. Ira Osborne and daughter, of Newcastle, are visiting relatives here. Misses* and childrens’ strap pumps, in velvet, white canvas and leathers, specially priced to close out, at the Columbia. Mrs. Philip McElfresh returned yesterday from a visit with relatives at Logansport Nineteen sixteen Model Maxwell touring car $656; self-starter and all modern; at the Main Garage. Call and see it. Mrs. Ellen Oram and Mrs. Claude Oram, of Logansport, are visiting relatives here. Remember the monthly chanty market at Warner’s store each Saturday. Many good things will be on sale this week. Mrs. J. E. Carson, baby and son, Ellsworth, of Lafayette, came yesterday for a vis>t with her mother, Mrs. E. L. Clark. A window full of ladies* oxfords and pumps, for your inspection, and only $2.00 for your choice, at the Columbia. A pretty safe little rule to follow is to watdh out for the man who always agrees with everything you say! Your side of the question is so plain that you always wonder why the fellow on the other side won’t admit he is wrong. A woman whose family consists of a canary and two gold fish can’t see why other women make so much fuss over a baby. Better Than Life Insurance. Twenty-five cents invested in a bottle of Chamberlain’s Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy will enable you to protect your family from any serious consequences resulting from an attack of colic or diarrhoea during the summer months. Is that not better thn.n life insurance? Buy it now. It may save life. For sale by all dealers. ________ C A soft answer may save a trip in an ambulance. Some men believe that one good turn deserves ten others. Civilization is what keeps us from acting as natural as other animals. The reason there is so little profit in sin is, that competition is simply fierce. Every woman can tell when the other woman has too much powder, on her face. All things come to him who waits, except the money he loaned his friends. Some girls make their modesty so conspicuous that they make men suspicious. Every man has a little yellow streak in his make-up, but some of them can’t hide it. You can get a guarantee with almost everything but patent leather shoes and a wife. The number of one and two-family dwellings in Brooklyn are 62,080 and 49,505, respectively. Marriage is always interesting, because everyone is, has been, or is thinking about it. If you ever break when you are trying to make both ends meet you are going to stay broke. If all of us really did reap as we sowed, the crop reports would have more to say about thistles. It would be a waste of material to give some men horns. They would only wear them off butting in. What has become of the old fashioned man who had to raise his vest to get his hands into his pants pockets? A highly successful man informs us that once he sat down and “waited for an opening”—nearly twenty minutes.