Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 176, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 July 1915 — Never Had It [ARTICLE]

Never Had It

“To what do you attribute your longevity?” asked the reporter. “My which?" questioned the oldest inhabitant “Your longevity,” repeated the reporter. “Never had It As far as I can remember I ain’t never had no such complaint” Behind the Times pilar—You have changed to homeopathy, I see?” Fair Invalid —Yes; the homeopathic doctors give their medicines in little pellets, while the allopaths nearly always order their dose by the spoonful —and spoons are dreadfully out of fashion.”