Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 173, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 July 1915 — Man of Excuses. [ARTICLE]

Man of Excuses.

Mr. Crimsonbeak —How long do you suppose it would take to come from the moon to the earth, dear? Mrs. Crimsonbeak —I don’t know and, what’s more, I don’t care; but if you are going to give that as your excuse for getting home late last night, it won’t go.”