Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 173, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 July 1915 — Plain Diagnosis. [ARTICLE]

Plain Diagnosis.

“Now, doc,” said the patient who wasn’t so very sick, “I want you to get me a nurse. What I want is a nurse with golden hair, blue eyes, pretty figure and melodious voice.”

"You don’t want a nurse,” retorted the doctor with some authority. “What you want is a front seat at a musical comedy.”