Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 170, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 July 1915 — Idle Metaphors. [ARTICLE]

Idle Metaphors.

“What is the title of that Dook you are reading?” “ ‘The Sea of Matrimony.’ ” "Hum! Any submarines about?” "Oh, yes, but the particular ship whose fortunes I am following Is in no danger. It is convoyed by a dreadnaught.’’ “Meaning?” “The bride’s mother.”