Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 139, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 June 1915 — An Excuse for Tooting [ARTICLE]

An Excuse for Tooting

"What makes you sit up there and toot the automobile horn?” asked the passing friend. “Charlie tells me to,” replied young Mrs. Torkins, “so that I won’t hear the things he says while he is fixing the machine.”