Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 139, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 June 1915 — A Narrow Squeak. [ARTICLE]

A Narrow Squeak.

“I’ll give you a Hamburg steak,” began the kind lady, “if you’ll chop—” Here the man darted out of the yard. “If you’ll chop the meat.” she concluded. “Come back if you’re hungry. I wouldn’t think of asking you to chop wood.”—Louisville Courier-Journal.