Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 135, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 June 1915 — There’s Room at the Top. [ARTICLE]

There’s Room at the Top.

He entered the barber shop, sat himself down, resigned to his fate. The barber shaved him. "Shampoo, sir?" asked the tonsorialist “No,” replied the man, gazing at his bald dome in the reflective mirror; “shine.”—Philadelphia Ledger.