Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 133, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 June 1915 — A Place for Everything. [ARTICLE]

A Place for Everything.

The auto owner: “No, I don’t want your book. I would much rather forget my car troubles than perpetuate them in black and white.” The book agent: “But this little book is so universally handy, don’t you know. It’s not merely a record, It’s a lot of other things. I don’t suppose there’s anything that could happen to an automobile without someone of these departments covering X. You see, there are headings here for virtually everything. Take a look at ft.” - “A heading for everything eh? Don’t you believe it Here, suppose I’m driving a car along a country road Sunday afternoon. A parachute jumper goes up in a balloon from a nearby recreation park. He swings oft squarely on my auto top and crushes ft. What’s the heading for that financial item, eh?” v . “Just a minute, sir. Here you are. Put It down here, sir. ‘Overhead expenses.’ ’—Cleveland Plain Dealer.