Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 132, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 June 1915 — New York for Brains [ARTICLE]

New York for Brains

Metropolitan Editor (wrathfully)— “I see that a Chicago paper is going to send its reporters to find the North Pole. Why in the world didn’t you think of that first? You are discharged—” City Editor —“Don’t be hasty. I’m lying low to head a relief expedition and scoop all their news after they freeze to death.”