Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 114, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 May 1915 — Going Fast [ARTICLE]

Going Fast

Once there was a hypochondriac who used to think that he wag dying about three times a week. One day he was driving out In his automobile, and one of these spells came over him. On the road ahead of him he happened to see his family doctor speeding along In his roadster. He felt so sick that be. applied all his power In order to catch up with the doctor as soon as possible. But the doctor saw him coming and he used all the gas he had to get away from him. For about three miles they had a close race. Finally, however, the doctor had some tire trouble, and the hypochondriac drew up alongside, “Doctor" he shouted, • stop a minute! lam dying. Delta It all! Tm dying!" . “You must be," grunted the physician. “I never saw anybody going so fast as you arel"