Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 113, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 May 1915 — Not Comfortably. [ARTICLE]

Not Comfortably.

“A lot of woman customers in a shoe store,” remarked the clerk, “seem to forget the simplest rules of arithmetic.” “What do you mean?”

“It is mighty hard to convince them,” he replied, “that ‘six into three’ won’t go.”