Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 92, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 April 1915 — WASTED BID FOR SYMPATHY. [ARTICLE]

WASTED BID FOR SYMPATHY.

“My dear,” said Mr. Timball, impressively, “I read In this newspaper that 9 woman locked her husband out of the house because he came home late. He climbed up on the roof to sleep there and the next morning was found dead.” ' “Well?" queried Mrs. Trimball. “You’ve locked me out several times, you know.” “What if I did? You in such a condition that you couldn’t climb up on a footstool, so your story loses its point.”