Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 87, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 April 1915 — Officer, Do Your Duty. [ARTICLE]

Officer, Do Your Duty.

"If man evoluted from the monkey,” remarked Dinglebatz, “he at least has the satisfaction of knowing that his ancestors were remarkably intelligent.” “What’s the answer?” queried Snickelfritz. “They were educated in the higher branches,” replied Dinglebatz,