Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 82, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 April 1915 — Kicked at the Cat- Dislocated His Knee. [ARTICLE]

Kicked at the CatDislocated His Knee.

Wheatfield Review. Jens Jensen, our town blacksmith, didn’t feel just in the best of humor one day last week while suffering all kinds of aches and pains, nursing two big boils on the back of his neck, and the cat got in his way at a time when the pain was the worst. So Jens attempted to kick the cat so far that it would never come back but pussy sidestepped and Jens kicked the vacant space so hard that he dislocated his knee and Dr. Fyfe was called to put the leg back in its normal condition and Jens will now be busy for some days figuring out the old story that a cat has nine lives.