Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 77, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 April 1915 — HE RESIGNED. [ARTICLE]

HE RESIGNED.

“Madam,” said the man In th* street car, “I know I ought to get. up and give you my seat, but unfortunately I've recently Joined the Sit Still clubJ* “That’s all right, sir,” replied the woman. “And you must excuse me for staring at you so hard; I am a member of the Stand and Stare club." She proved herself so active and conscientious a member that the man began to feel uncomfortable under her gaze. Finally he rose and said: “Take my seat, madam; I guess IH resign from my club and Join yours.”