Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 77, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 April 1915 — The Specialist Outflanked. [ARTICLE]

The Specialist Outflanked.

The great surgeon was busy at work. “I get SSOO for excavating an appendix,” he grunted, “but I’ll be Jiggered if I can strike the Joint in this blamed turkey.” Whereupon he proved the quantitative theory of the attraction of gravytatlon upon the tablecloth.