Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 72, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 March 1915 — The Retort Courteous. [ARTICLE]

The Retort Courteous.

"Ha, ha,” sneered the lawyer hi court, “you doctors are all alike. Your operations are always successful, but your patients die." “Sometimes that happens,” said the doctor calmly, "but we doctors have nothing on you lawyers. You win great victories for your clients, but you get all the money.”