Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 68, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 March 1915 — Skeptical. [ARTICLE]

Skeptical.

"What have we here?” “A series of sketches from • the front headed, ‘The Humane Side of War.’ ” "Stuff and nonsense 1 There’s no more .a humane side to war than there is a fifth side to a parallelogram." Do not expect to live forever on the fruits of one victory. ■ '

The man who leaves footprints on the sands of time isn’t always the fellow who carries the heaviest load.

Scissors. “How do you spell scissors?” V'With four s’s." ‘Thanks. I never was any good at grunmar.”