Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 68, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 March 1915 — Page 2

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Reminded Him.

"Well. I see the groundhog—’* “By George, that reminds me! My wife asked me to bring home some sausage for supper.” —Boston Transcript.

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WRESTLING GAME IN COMATOSE CONDITION

The once-popular but sadly mistreated sport of ■wrestling was In a comatose condition during 1914. While the faking management of the game was largely responsible for Its recent downfall, after a strong revival, the European wars, both Balkan and all-Europe, had a lot to do with its demise. Of recent years, nearly all the excitement that could be scared-up was created through the importation of terrible Turks, horrible Greeks and pests of various other nations. These large, uncouth apparitions were taken round the country, on carefully arranged, tours, “meeting” and “defeating” a flock of home-grown wrestlers, who were sent a jump ahead of the European ’’champions,” and who met them again and again—always the same inner circle, of course, with no rash outsiders or really ambitious youngsters permitted to cut in. Frank Gotch, who used to come out of his cage and leisurely flop the hor-

COSTLY MISTAKE IN NAMES

Waivers Are Asked on Grover Cleveland Alexander When His Brother Was Player Intended. Wadver on Grover Cleveland Alexander! This caused more excitement recently than the time when Larry McLean stole second. Clubs looked at the waiver notice in amazement and then demanded to know whether Pres-

Grover Cleveland Alexander.

ident William F. Baker had suddenly gone locoed. Here’s the story: The Phils decided to waive on R. S. Alexander, a brother Of the famous Grover, who was permitted, to drill with the other tossers in the morning last summer. When the notice reached National league headquarters they changed the name to Grover C, Alexander, because they never had heard of his brotherA rain of wires reached the Phils’ office and President Baker had to answer every one of them and explain the mistake.

No Echoes for Heinie.

Christy Mathewson declares that Heinie Zimmerman is a mighty hard man to beat on a gol| course. “I was playing with Heinie one riav.” said the pitcher of the Giants, “when he sliced his ball into an( abandoned quarry. He went down into the pit and was gone for some time. After he came up I asked, ‘How many did you playj Heinie?’ —" ‘Three,’ he answered. “‘Hold on there,’ I interrupted. T distinctly heard six strokes.’ - “‘Oh,’ Heinie answered, ‘the other three were echoes.’” \

Moakley Used to Championships.

Coach Jack Moakley of the Cornell university has developed winning sqnads in eastern intercollegiate races D flmwi, having< : won the cross-coun-try title 14 times and the track and field championships five times, including last year, which gave them possession of the valuable silver can. ... ' .

THE EVENING REPUBLICAN, RENSSELAER. IND.

Champion Frank Gotch.

rible Bulturkians, after they had been sufficiently advertised, grew tired of it, and hasn't emerged for quite a while. And then —the war finished up. The terrible matmen of Europe, of course, are large, husky—far bigger and stronger than the average. They had no chance to escape the eagle eye of the recruiting officers. Give them credit for a match that wasn’t “framed” —those who had to return to the colors, as a rule went back gallantly, and tackled an opponent who wouldn’t “lay,” wouldn't stall, and wouldn’t even stand for a draw. Those who didn’t feel like returning to the flag were mostly Induced to do so, anyhow, and right now there are very few European wrestlers at liberty to wrestle anybody but the gents in the other uniforms. Many of them have fallen in battle, and by the time they can cross over here again the survivors will probably find that the whole wrestling game has been forgotten.

SPORTING WORLD

Charlie Swain, who with Seattle last year set a new world’s record for home runs by making 34, surpassing Ping Bodie’s old coast mark, has recently had his right leg amputated after an accident. ■ « * * Jack Lelivelt, the former New York outfielder who figured in the trade for Roger Peckinpaugh, has been sold to Kansas City A. A. by the Cleveland Americans. • * * Heine Pietz, the old time National league favorite, who played with Kansas City last season, has signed to umpire in the Central circuit. * * Umpire Billy Evans says there are not enough good players to keep up the standard of two major leagues; that there is no room for a third circuit. ' • • Big Frank Metz, first baseman of the Indianapolis Athletic association team last season. Is reported to be flirting with the Feds. * * * Tom Halpin offers no alibis for being beaten by Meredith in the quarter mile at the Milrose games. But why offer alibis when the guy that passed you came within one-fifth of a world’s record? * * '• Wizard Jake Moakley at Cornell is busy grooming another championship team. If his captain snd sprinter is able to compete despite Injuries sustained in an accident last summer. • • • I ■’ A 1 Wagner, a brother of the famous Hans, has been engaged to coach the basketball and baseball teams of Carnegie Tech. •• * . Dob Doran of Chicago has entered his power-boat in the San Francisco regatta. • • * The Omaha Gun club contemplates constructing a clubhouse to cost $lO,000. * * * Wall street is determined to conceal the real business crisis of the country. They do not Oven mention Tom Sharkey leaving New York.

WHY NOT THIS?

Trotters and pacers always have their marks after their names; so why not transmit the idea to baseball? Thus: Ty Cobb, .368, may omit the Southern training trip. Hans Lobert, .275, is spending the winter in Cuba. Connie Mack has sold Eddie Collins, .344, to Chicago. Boston parts with a bundle and gets Sherwood Magee, .314. Heine Zimmerman, .296. declares that he will get Johnny Evers, .279, the first chance that offers. Charles j Deal, .210, wanted more coin and got 23. The Phils failed to swap Milton Stock, .263, for Heine Groh, .288.

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The Explanation.

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That’s So.

“Golf is a good game, but it has its limitations.” “How so?” “You never see a golfing story where the hero saves the game in the last three minutes of play.”—Kansas City Journal!

His Evening Stunt.

Rankin —I saw a wonderful thing today. Phyle—What was it? Rankin —A Japanese vaudeville performer wrote a sentence with each hand and talked at the same time. Phyle—That’s -nothing; every evening I have to read the paper while I am carrying on a four-cornered conversation with my wife and three children.

Explanation to Her Guests.

A little girl gave a children’s party the other day to certain of her young friends. She was very anxious that everything should be done properly, and Just before the arrival of the guests was discussing matters with her mother. “Mamma.” Bhe asked, “shall we say grace?” "No,” said mamma; "it will be a very informal dinner, and I think you need not do that.” That meant one ceremony the less to be gone through, and was a relief. But the little lady was anxious to have all her guests understar d it. So, as they gathered about the table, she explained: . “Mamma says that this is such ah infernal dinner that we need not have grace today?”

MAY BE COFFEE That Causes all the Trouble When the house is afire, it’s about the same as when disease begins to show, it’s no time to talk but time to act—delay is dangerous —remove the cause of the trouble at once, i “For a number of years,” wrote a Kansas lady, “I felt sure that coffee was hurting me, and yet I was so fond of it, I could not give it up. At last I got so bad that I made up my mind I must either quit the use of coffee or die. “Everything I ate distressed me, and I suffered severely most of the time with palpitation of the heart I frequently woke up in the night with the feeling that I was almost gone—my heart seemed so smothered and weak in its action. My breath grew short and the least exertion set me panting. I slept but little and suffered from rheumatism. „ “Tw» years ago I stopped using the coffee and began to use Postum and from the very first I began to improve. It worked a miracle! Now I can eat anything and digest it without trouble. I sleep like a baby, and my heart beats strong >and regularly. My breathing haw become steady and normal, and my rheumatism has left me. : “I feel like another person, and if is all due to quitting coffee and using Postum, for I haven’t used any medicine and none would have done any good as long as I kept drugging with coffee.” Name given by Postum Co.. Battle Creek, Mich. Read “The Road to Wellvtlle.” in pkgs. Postum comes in two forms: Regular Postum —must be weH boiled. 15c and SS packages. Instant Postum —is a soluble powder, A teaspoonful dissolves quickly in a cup of hot water and, with cream and sugar, makes a delicious beverage Instantly. 30c and 60c tins. Both kinds are equally delicious, •nit cost per cup about the same. "There's a Reason” for Postum. —sold by Grocora

Adamantine.

T never saw any one so obstinate and set as John is.” “You surprise me!” “Yes, indeed. Whyy only this morning We had a dispute, but 1 stood firm and told him he might move the pyramids, but he couldn’t move me when my mind was made up.” “And he finally admitted that be was wrong?” “Well, about the safne thing. He said, ‘Have your own way, Marie.’.” “Of course. But what was the argument about?” “Oh. I haven’t the slightest recollection; but it was the principle, you know.”

IF BACK HURTS CLEAN KIDNEYS WITH SALTS Drink Lots of Water and Stop Eating Meat for a While If the Bladder Bothers You. Meat forms uric acid which excites and overworks the kidneys in their efforts to filter it from the system. Regular eaters of meat must flush the kidneys occasionally. You must relieve them like you relieve your bowels; removing all the acids, waste and poison, else you feel a dull misery in the kidney region, sharp pains in the back or sick headache, dizziness, your stomach sours, tongue is coated and when the weather is bad you have rheumatic twinges. The urine is cloudy, full of sediment; the channels often get irritated, obliging you to get up two or three times during the night To neutralize these irritating acids and flush off the body’s urinous waste get about four ounces of Jad Salts from any pharmacy; take a tablespoonful in a glass of water before breakfast for a few days and your kidneys will then act fine and bladder disorders disappear. This famous salts is made from the acid of grapes and lemon juice, combined with lithla, and has been used for generations to clean and stimulate sluggish kidneys and Btop bladder irritation. Jad Salts is Inexpensive; harmless and makes a delightful effervescent lithia-water drink which millions of men and women take now and then, thus avoiding serious kidney and bladder diseases. —Adv. *

What Interested Her.

“The overture is about to begin. We might as well go in.” “Did you get your wife a book of the opera?” “No, she doesn’t care for the opera. I would pay well, however, for a catalogue or price list of the jewels being worn in the boxes.” —Kansas City Journal.

IF HAIR IS TURNING GRAY, USE SAGE TEA Don’t Look Old! Try Grandmother’s Recipe to Darken and Beautify Gray, Faded, Lifeless* Hair. Grandmother kept her hair beautifully darkened, glossy and abundant with a brew of Sage Tea and Sulphur. Whenever her hair fell out or took on that dull, faded or streaked appearance, this simple was applied with wonderful effect By asking at any drug store for “Wyeth’s Sage and Sulphur Hair Remedy,” you will get a large bottle of this old-time recipe, ready to use, for about 50 cents. This simple mixture can be depended upon to restore ’ natural color and beauty to the hair and is splendid for dandruff, dry, itchy scalp and falling hair. A well-known druggist says everybody uses Wyeth’s Sage and Sulphur, because it darkens so naturally and evenly that nobody can tell it has been applied—it’s so easy to use, too. You simply dampen a comb or soft brush and draw it through your hair, taking one strand at a time. By morning the gray hair disappears; after another application or two, it is restored to its natural color and looks glossy, soft and abundant. Adv.

Not Even Skin Deep.

Hokus —Yes, she’s pretty; but she doesn’t wear well. Pokus —Rubs off, eh? —Judge. ,

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Liked the Church, But—

Sweet Girl —Do you enjoy taking me to church? Lover —Not so much as riding with you In a street car. "Goodness! Why?” “The sexton never yells, ’Sit clos*er, please.' ” —New -York Weekly.

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In the Wrong Place.

"They made me pay ten cents for bread and butter at that hotel and then I had to tip the waiter 50 cents.” ‘What did you have to eat?” “Bread and butter. I only had 60 cents.” A simple remedy against coughs and all throat irritations are Dean’s Mentholated Cough Drops—sc at all good Druggists. One way to become a satisfactory guest is to postpone the visit Blessed Is he who keeps his troubles to himself.

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