Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 65, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 March 1915 — PAT'S LATE SUPPER. [ARTICLE]

PAT'S LATE SUPPER.

Pat had just arrived from the Emerald isle, and he was feeling very hungry, as he had not eaten anything since four o’clock last evening, and it •was now eight o’clock In tire morning. So he went into a restaurant! close by and asked the waiter how much would he charge him for a breakfast "One shilling," replied the waiter. “Well, how much will ye charge me for my dinner?” said Pat “One shilling and sixpence,” replied l the waiter. “Well, what will you charge me for my supper, then?” “Sixpence," was the reply. “Then, if ye please, will ye give ms my supper?” said Pat —Pearson’s Weekly.