Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 59, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 March 1915 — SMILES THOSE LONG WAITS. [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

SMILES

THOSE LONG WAITS.

REFORMED.

The One —Did it do any good to prosecute Littleton, the coal dealer, for using fraudulent scales? The Other —Yes. I hear that he’s mended his weighs.

"Don’t you remember me, air?** asked the caller, addressing the man at the office desk who was poring over the market report In a dally paper. "Remember you?” queried the man addressed, peering at the caller over the top of his gold-rimmed glasses. "Yes, sir; don’t you remember your old waiter at the chop house? Why, I recall the last order you gave me—porterhouse steak, French fried potatoes —” "Oh, yes, I remember you now,” said the man, dreamily, rubbing his hand over his forehead, "Is the meal ready yet?"