Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 47, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 February 1915 — Somewhat Caustic. [ARTICLE]

Somewhat Caustic.

“This Is the greatest town in the world,” said the proud citizen. “It’s so healthy here that people never die. They simply dry up and blow away." “Umph!” replied the saturnine stranger. “Some people about here evidently blow away at such a great rate that they don’t know what it means to dry up.”