Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 42, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 February 1915 — All Not LosL [ARTICLE]

All Not LosL

“Here, my son,” said the father to Willie, “what does this mean? Your report gives you only fifty for arithmetic, and your teacher makes the comment that you can’t count straight up to twenty-five. What are you go* ing to do with such a record when you go into business?" “Now, don't worry, fatter,” replied the son. “TO count up to twenty-five Isn't necessary for success in business nowadays.” “Not necessary?* gasped the fatter. “No, sir, I cam start a ten-cent store.”