Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 36, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 February 1915 — Here’s a Tangle. [ARTICLE]

Here’s a Tangle.

How easy it is to mix up the average business man was demonstrated the other day when the son of a local merchant leaned against his father’s knee and innocently asked: “Daddy, is today tomorrow?” "No, my son, of course today isn’t tomorrow,” answered the father. “But you said it was,” continued the son. “When did 1 ever say today was tomorrow ?” “Yesterday,” answered the son. “Well, it was; today was tomorrow yesterday, but today is today, Just as yesterday was today yesterday but is yesterday today, and tomorrow will be today tomorrow, which makes today yesterday and tomorrow all at once. Now run along and play,” and the father collapsed into his chair with a sigh of relief. —Louisville Times.