Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 36, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 February 1915 — Page 3

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Here’s a Tangle.

How easy it is to mix up the average business man was demonstrated the other day when the son of a local merchant leaned against his father’s knee and innocently asked: “Daddy, is today tomorrow?” "No, my son, of course today isn’t tomorrow,” answered the father. “But you said it was,” continued the son. “When did 1 ever say today was tomorrow ?” “Yesterday,” answered the son. “Well, it was; today was tomorrow yesterday, but today is today, Just as yesterday was today yesterday but is yesterday today, and tomorrow will be today tomorrow, which makes today yesterday and tomorrow all at once. Now run along and play,” and the father collapsed into his chair with a sigh of relief. —Louisville Times.

LADIES! LOOK YOUNG How Thousands Have Restored Natural Color. Dandruff Removsd. Gray-haired persons will be interested in the reports of druggists in town regarding the successful accomplishments of Hay’s Hair Health. This unique preparation causes the oxygen in the air to so act on the hair that the brilliant color and lustre of youth is returned. Not a dye; absolutely harmless. Removes dandruff. Cleans and tones scalp; revitalizes and beautifies hair. No one knows you’re using it. Ssc. 60c and SI.OO bottles at drug stores or direct, if price and dealer’s name are sent to Philo Hay Specialties Co.* Newark, N. J. Price refunded if it fails. Adv. it Puzzled Him". Silas —I hear your sou left that email town and went to the city to have a larger field for his efforts. Hiram —Yes; and that’s what gets me. When Hank was home- a two* acre potato patch was too big a field for him. —Judge. Nothing equals Dean’s Mentholated Cough Drops for Bronchial weakness, sore chests, and throat troubles-—sc at all Druggists. Then Her Mother Butted In. “Don’t you think war Is the moßt awful thing on earth?” “I used to before I was married.” The young man who marries lng school graduate hopes she will pan out well. j " The German textile industries employ more women than men.

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“CASCARETS" ACT ON LIVER; BOWELS

No sick headache, biliousness, had: taste or constipation by morning.

Get a 10-cent box. Are you keeping your bowelß, liver, and stofliach. clean* PUt© *hd freeh with Cascarets, or merely forcing a passageway every few days with Salts, Cathartic Pills, Castor Oil or Purgative Waters? Stop having a bowel wash-day. Let Cascarets thoroughly cleanse and regulate the, stomaeh, remove the J sour and fermenting food and foul gases, take the excess bile- from the liver and carry out of the system sH the constipated waste -matter and poisons in the bowels. A Cascaret to-night win make you feel great by morning. They work while you sleep—never gripe, sicken or cause any inconvenience, and cost only 10 cents a box from your store. Millions of men and women take a Cascaret now and then and never have Headache, Biliousness, Coated Tongue, Indigestion, Sour Stomach or Constipation. Adv.

St. Genevieve.

St. Genevieve, the patron salat of Paris, was consecrated at the age of seven to the service of religion by St. Germanuß, bishop of Auxerre, who chanced to pass through the village of Nanterre, where she lived, about four miles from Paris. She acquired a great reputation for sanctity. The church of St Genevieve, completed in 1764, was .named in her honor. During the revolutionary period it was withdrawn from the service of religion and called the Pantheon, but was afterward restored in name and to ecclesiastieal uses.

QUIT MEAT IF KIDNEYS BOTHER AND USE SALTS

Take a Glass of Salts Before Breakfast If Your Back Is Hurting or Bladder Is Irritated.

If you must have your meat every day, eat it, but flush your kidneys with salts occasionally, says a noted, ity who tells us that meat forms uric acid which, almost paralyzes the. kidneys in their efforts to expel it from the blood. They become sluggish and weaken, then you suffer with a, dull misery in the kidney region, sharp pains in the back pr sick headache, dizziness, your stomach sours, tongue is coated and when the weather is bad you have rheumatic twinges. The urine gets cloudy, full of sediment, the channels often get sore and irritated, obliging you to seek relief two Qr three times during the night. To neutralize these irritating acids, to cleanse the kidneys and flush off the body’s urinous waste get four ounces of Jad Salts from any pharmacy .here; take a tablespoonful in a glass of water before breakfast for a few days and your kidneys will then act fine. This famous salts is made from the acidß of grapes and lemon Juice, combined with lithia, and has _ been used for generations to flush and stimulate sluggiah kidneys, also to neutralize the acids in urine, so it no longer irritates, thus ending bladder weakness. Jad Salts Is inexpensive; cannot injure, and makes a delightful effervescent lithia-water drink.—Adv.'

Information From Headquarters.

“Jinx has written finer plays than Shakespeare ever did.” “You surprise me? Where were they produced?” ■■■'■ . ■ “They never were. But he told me about them, and he ought to know.”

IF HAIR IS TURNING GRAY, USE SAGE TEA

Don't Look Old! Try Grandmother's Recipe to. Darken and Beautify Gray, Faded, Lifeless Hair.

Grandmother kept her hair beautifully darkened, glossy and abundant with & brew of Sags Tea and Sulphur. Whenever her hair fell out or took on that dull, faded or streaked appearance, this pimple mixture was applied with wonderful effect By asking at any drug store for “Wyeth’s Sago and .Sulphur Hair Remedy,” you will, get a large bottle of this old-time recipe, ready to use, for about 50 cents. This simple mixture can be depended, upon to restore natural color and beauty to the hair and is splendid for dandruff, dry, itchy scalp and falling hair. A well-known druggist says everybody uses Wyeth’s Sage and Sulphur, because it darkens so nataraHy and evenly that nobody can tell It has been applied—it’s so easy to use, too. You simply dampen a comb or soft brush and draw it through your hair, taking one strand at a time. By morning the gray hair disappears; after another application or two, It is restored to its natural, color and looks glossy, s6ft and abundant. Adv.

Dancing Men in Demand.

“We never knpw what to do with grandpa before." • "Arid now?" v ” “He'll be a big help to us socially. We’re having him taught alt Hie new steps.” The certain way t* be cheated is to fancy one's self more cunning than others. —Charron.

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FRUIT LAXATIVE FOR SICK CHILD

“California Syrup of Figs” can’t harm tender stomach, liver and bowels.

Every mother realizes, after giving her children “California Syrup of Figs” that this is their ideal laxative, because they love its pleasant taste mad it thoroughly cleanses the tender little stomach, liver and bowels without griping. When cross* irritable, feverish, or breath is bad, stomach sour, look,at the tongue, mother! If coated, give a teaspoonful of this harmless “fruit laxative,” and In a few hours all the foul, constipated waste, sour bile and undigested food passes out of the bowels, and you have a well, playful child again. When Its little system is full of cold, throat sore, has stomach-ache, diarrhoea, indigestion, ber, a good “inside cleaning” should always he the first treatment given. Millions of mothers keep “California Syrup of Pigs” handy; they know‘a teaspoonful today saves a sick child tomorrow. Ask at the store for a 60cent bottle of “California Syrup of Figs,” which has directions for babies, children of all ages and grown-ups printed on the bottle. Adv.

INDIAN HAD SENSE OF HUMOR

At Least Enough to Get Off Good Joke on the Cross-Examin-ing Lawyer.

From Fenimore Cooper and other authorities we have gained the impression that the Indian is a stolid, severe Individual, with no sense of the white man’s humor, but one red brother showed himself quite a civilized Joker the other day in the United States court at SL Paul. He was a witness in a hotly contested case, and a lawyer was after him in the most approved style? to cast discredit on his testimony. After apparently frightening the Indian with the awful consequences which would follow the slightest deviation from the truth, the lawyer solemnly said: “Now, sir, I want you tp tell me the exact truth, without any shufllng or evasion. I want you to look me square in the eye and tell me how you get your living?" The Indian looked straight at the lawyer and, with that grave air familiar to all acquainted with the red man, simply said: “Eat.” The courtroom roared and the lawyer let the witness, go.

When Greek Meets German.

A Companion subscriber, jealous of the'claims of the classic languages to superiority even in the length of the words the ancients could upon occasion Invent, writes thus: “I notice that the Companion says, ‘No one can compete with the Teuton in word Joinery.’ But what do you think of the following word that you can find in Liddell & Scott’s Greek lexicon ? ‘Lepadotemachoselachogal kranioleipsanodrimupotrimmatosilphi*o paraomelltokatakechumenokichlepikossuphophattoperisteralektruonopte g * kephalokigklopeleiolagoosiraiobaphe t - raganopterugon.’ The meaning is t ‘A disk compounded of all kinds of dainties, fish, flesh and fowl.’ ” That is certainly an elaborate way of saying “hash.” —Youth’s Companion.

Exhausted Itself.

Tommy—Who chased it? Teacher —Years ago the kingdom of Spain ran clear around the world. , An aeroplane salutes by dipping and rising in the air.

OUR NATIONAL DISEASE Caused by Coffee.

Physicians know that drugs will not correct the evils caused by coffee and that the only remedy is to stop drink? ing 1L An Arkansas doctor says: “I was a coffee drinker for many years and often thought that I could not do without it, but after years of suffering with our national malady, dyspepsia, I attributed it to the drinking of coffee, and after some thought, determined to use Postum for my morning drink. “I had the Postum made carefully according to directions on the pkg. and found It just suited my taste. “At first I ÜBed it only for breakfast, but I found myself getting so much better, that I hgd it at all meals,.and‘l am pleased to say that 1 have been relieved of indigestion. I gained 19 pounds in 4 months and. my general health is greatiy improved. “I must tell you of a young lady In Illinois. She had been in ill health for many years, the vital forces low, with but little pain. I wrote her of the good that Postum did me and advised her to try it. “At the end of the year, she wrote pac that she had gained 40 pounds In weight and felt like herself again.” Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Read “The Road to Wellville,” in pkgs. Postum comes In two forms: Regular Postum —must be well boiled. 15c and 25c packages. Instant Postum—ls a soluble powder. A teaspoonful dissolves quickly In s cup of hbt water and, with cream and sugar, makes a delicious beverage In* ctantly. 30c and 60c tins. The cost per cup of both kinds la about the same. “There’s a Reason" for Postum.

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BASEBALL

Manager Bresnahan has decided to play Artie Phelan at second base. • • “Dink” Murray, Giant outfielder, is reported as headed for the Cincy Reds. • * • Billy Evans quotes Connie Mack to the effect that umpire baiting doesn’t pay. • • * Wild BUI Donovan’s successor at Providence is expected to be Heinie Wagner. • * * Dan O’Neill, for many years a factor in Eastern association affairs, has purchased the Hotel Bushnell in Hart*. ford. * * • • Rea McKee, Detroit catcher, is an odd bird. He is holding out, demanding that his contract call for him to work more. --X-- * • * Jack McCallister, Cleveland scout, rejected an offer to become manager of the Columbup team in the American association. *• • s Manager Robinson of the Brooklyn team announced during the league meeting that his team would train next spring at Daytona, Fla. • • * Tex Edwin, formerly of the Superbas, who finished with the Baltimore Internationals last season, is a free agent now and wants a job.

PUGILISM

Johnny Dundee thinks he ought to be considered in the lightweight championship circle. • * * The legal sharps of California have found a loophole in the boxing law by which amateur bouts are permitted. * * • The boxing game is drifting southward. Juarez, San Antonio, New Orleans and Havana will soon be the centers. • • • Kid Black is looking for bouts in his class, but has hard work inducing any of the featherweight stars to tackle him. • . • * Boxing in New York state under commission form of # government brought to the treasurer’s office more than $32,000 during the last year. * * * JoedChoynski, the veteran heavyweight, who is boxing instructor at the Pittsburgh A. C., has developed quite a string of clever amateur scrappers.

HORSE RACING

Homer Mack made a new Ice race record at Toronto when he stepped three heats in 2:14%, 2:14% and 2:14. • * * Bert Shank is getting rid of his youngsters, having sold a couple of the-Peter the Greats to R. J, Mackenzie. • * * Russian Dame, 2:34%, is a late addition to the Geers stable. This mare trotted the Galesburg track in 2:10 last season. • * * Over two million seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars was bet on the races at the Pimlico meets last year, according to the figures of the Maryland Jockey club.

AQUATIC

Minneapolis plans a big aquatic meet in June to celebrate the completion of the big dam there. * * • Capt. George L. Hubell, Jr., of the Williams college swimming team has canceled all the contests recently ai> ranged. * * * Rev. George McDougal and G. N. Auhabough, two Omaha canoeists, are planning to compete next spring In the American Canoe association. races in Chicago. Both have had experience In Canada.

GOLF

Yale student lost golf championship because he had danced all night before the finals. * • * The Nashville Golf and Country club will construct a $50,000 clubhouse In Belle Meade, west of Nashville. * * • The U. S. G. A definition of amateur after all did not prohibit a player from selling golf stories and criticism, and further declared that selling golfing goods did not make a man a proses sional.

FOOTBALL

Harry Tuthill, trainer of the Army eleven has jnst been presented with a ring by the cadets. * * * Albert Journeay, last year's captain of the football team at Pennsylvania, says he is going back to school next fall to take a post-graduate course.

WRESTLING

Farmer Burns, old-time wrestler. haa purchased a motordrome concession at the San Diego exposition and will Valid a motordrome there.

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A Splendid Chance.

"Turkey raising is an arduous business," said a wholesale poultry dealer of Baltimore. “Day and night you must look after your birds the same as you look after horses. 1 "California turkeys are very fine. They are very well taken care of. It Is no snap to work on a California turkey farm, I tell you. "I was visiting a California turkey farm last month when a boy applied for a Job. " Tour references are good. I'll try you,' said the farmer. “ *Will I have a chance to rise, sirT the boy asked. “‘Yes, said the farmer, ‘a grand chance. I'll want you to have the feed mixed by four o’clock every morning.’ ” —Washington Star.

HAIR OR NO HAIR?

It If Certainly Up to You and Cutlcurs. Trial Free. Hot shampoos with Cutlcura Soap, followed by light dressings of Cuticura Ointment rubbed into the scalp ■Mb tend to clear the scalp of dandruff, soothe itching and irritation and promote healthy hair-growing conditions. Nothing better, cleaner, purer. Sample each free by mail with Book. Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. XY, Boston. Sold everywhere.—Adv. Maori women, formerly cannibals, now vote in New Zealand. The Japan Women’s college at Tokyo has over 1,200 students.

Yea, waiting for every farmer or farmer’s ■ Klffew * A ni»J son any industrious American who is Ills anxious to establish for himself a happy A SH home and prosperity. Canada’s hearty invitatkm this year is more than Just as cheap and in the provinces of Manitoba, Saskatchewan ano Alberta 160 Act*Homesteads are Actually Free to Settlers and Other Land at From sl6 to S2O per Acre The people of European countries as well as American continent must be fed—thus ah even greater demand for Wheat will ud the price. Any farmer who can buy land at $15.00 to $30.00 ner acre —get a dollar*for wheat and raise 20 to 45 bushels to the acrei» lw«*dt# ...l. money —that’s what you can expect in Western Canada. Wonaef. ful yields also of Oats, Barley and Flax. Mhri FannmgMfuilyssgrofitable an industry as grain raising. The excellent grasses, fuflol nuUlUtm, are the only food required either for beef or dairy purposes. Good schools, markets excellent. jmmi to tans '

Holstein Calves 1 Will have* head of very choice heifer and haU ealres in the ueAt« days, twt of hl*h-«rad.jM«Ty W they la*. L X Fdey, Dept W. N., GftoH hm Cs, m YOUR^HI adapted tow Our P £u£ttfic mShod of deMneadafi character and latent talent, newer fails. Baa* ■tamp for descriptive circular, terms, etc. P.AC.UNIVOtBITY.4Sn«.amrMSL,CMmw - - ■ — 1 Sudan and Billion $ Grass Crops la HOdsye from seeding! Prodauae aaonimwaly, Fosttivecurefor hey shortage- Bio Oaxahos Pna. Jahn AJsfj-fSS4C6L.Bw7OB.UCmwf.Wte DANCING gSS FA. R M E R & ss.’Wrysrt svaffisagsr mission Merchants, 460 Postal Bid*., Chicago. ■ Send Bill of Lading when advising shipment.! GROW WHEAT IN CANADA mßssssmSm Tiiwllin'ls i Csry—tl— ■Hi i Minus gggSß W. N. U. CHICAGO, NO. 6-1915.