Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 22, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 January 1915 — The Caviar Bird. [ARTICLE]

The Caviar Bird.

Two ultrasophisticated New Yorker* were admiring the wainscoting in » certain Philadelphia hotel and got to arguing over the name of the wood used- Finally they asked a waiter. Me didn’t know, and asked the bartender. “Wbatta yuh call that wood?” ho said. “That wood?” said the bartender. “That stuff costs a lot of money. Ifo Russian caviar.” "Piflle , " snorted the New Yorker; “caviar’s not wood; it’s a bird.”