Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 7, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 January 1915 — Drowning No Bother to Them. [ARTICLE]

Drowning No Bother to Them.

Old Gentleman (who had just finished reading an account of a shipwreck with loss of passengers and all hands) —Ha! I am sorry for the poor sailors that were drowned. " Old Lady—Sailors! It Isn’t the sailors —It’s the passengers I am sorry for. The sailors are used to It.