Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 7, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 January 1915 — The Duffer’s Lament [ARTICLE]

The Duffer’s Lament

Old Player—Well, how do you feel after your flr~t two-some at golf? Duffer —Feel? Huh! 'I started ahead of about forty two-somes and a half dozen four-somes, and I had so many people say, “Would you mind our going through you?” that I feel like a human sieve. * '