Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 7, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 January 1915 — GOOD JOKES [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

GOOD JOKES

UP TO HIM. M Oh, Geoffrey. I like you well enough, but—" "Well, if you love me, Geraldine, Isn’t that Buf —’’*■* "No, dear! Years ago I took a solemn vow —” "What was it, darling?” "That I never would marry—” "A vow of that kind is better broken than kept! It isn’t —" “You mustn’t interrupt me. The ▼ow I took was that I never would marry any but a handsome man!"'. "Great Scott! Am I so—” "And so, Geoffrey, dear. I hate to have to tell you, but —” “Gfb on! I can stand anything now.” "You’ll have to shave off that dinky little tuft of hair on your chin!"