Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 4, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 January 1915 — Getting Double Value, [ARTICLE]

Getting Double Value,

Senator Sniffensnuff likes to get double value out of his cigar. After snipping off the pointed end he generally inserts two-thirds of the weed into his mouth and munches it until all but the lighted end looks like’a salad. One afternoon while Sniffensnuff was sitting in front of his hotel a small boy tugged at the corner of hia coat. “What Is it, son?” asked the senator, good-naturedly. Pointing with a small, brown finger, the lad replied: * “If you please, sir, your chew is going out.” —Youngstown Telegram.