Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 3, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 January 1915 — Getting Double Value. [ARTICLE]

Getting Double Value.

Senator Snlffensnuff likes to get double valqe out of his cigar. After snipping off the pointed end he generally inserts two-thirds of the weed into his mouth and munches it until all but the lighted end looks like a salad. One afternoon while Snlffensnuff was sitting In front of his hotel a small boy tugged at the corner of his coat.

“What is It, son?” asked the senator, good-naturedly. Pointing with a small, brown finger, the lad replied: “If you please, sir, your chew is going out.” —Youngstown Telegram.