Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 2, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 January 1915 — Page 4 Advertisements Column 4 [ADVERTISEMENT]

You can usually draw a man out with a corkscrew. Sympathy is all right, but it isn't a square mwiIf you want a good, Sound work horse attend the Lowman sale on Jan. sth. _ You can always get a woman mad by telling her that you heard her snoring. * Go to the Lowman sale on Jan. 5 if you want a good cow, heifer or steer. 1 You can convert'eash into experience, but you can’t reverse the process. , You may wirt some coin in a poker game, but you won’t win a man’s friendship. \ . Few women are so Broad-minded that they can’t pull a hobble Skirt over their heads. When you look at, some women you can appreciate the nautical'expression: “Fore and aft.” • *1 • V . The easiest mark in' the world is| the man who is always saying: “You can’t fool me.” | ... - - V . Women believe that men never notice what women have on. Maybe that’s why they take so much off. For croup or’ sore throat, use Dr. Thomas’ Eclectic Oil. Two sizes. 25c and 50c. At all drug stores. Lots of men who talk bossy to their wives in public have to take it baek when they get home. And you can bet that the honeymoon is ended when He suddenly realizes that She talks too much. A man doesn’t think much of a girl whe i he refuses to marry her because she won’t join his church. Some women who are too big to sit down in a bathtub have daughters who could slide down a drainpipe. A fat women can get a lot of comfort out of worrying over how terrible it would be if she were too thin. All married women would spend more time away from home if their husbands would give them Something to spend. ■— * 11 1 *■" l ™ ■■ , The day of harsh physics is gone. People want mild, easy laxatives. Doan’s Regulet9 have satisfied thousands. 25c at all drug stores. Can you remember how you looked lombard to your future 20 years agor Well, this is your future. What are you doing with it

BETTER THAN SPANKING Spanking dots nut euro cltildren nf Inslwcttlng. There L* a gonwtltMHflnal cAn.se To# this trmiide. Mrs ‘a Summers, Box W, Notre Dame, Ind., will >cml free to any mother Jus/ succowklFol -home treatment, with fult instructions. Send no money, but write . her today if your children trouble you In this way. Don’t blame the child, the chances are it can’t help it. This treatment also cures adults and aged people troubled with urine difficulties by day. or ulgllL PUBLIC SALE. The undersigned, will sell at public sale at the E. L. Brace farm, 3% miles southeast of Rensselaer, beginning at IQ o’clock a. m., on THURSDAY, JANUARY 14, 1914, the following property: 12 Head of Horses—l brown mare, 8 yrs old, wt 1500; 1 black mare, 6 yrs old, wish foal, wt 1500; 1 brown horse 8 years old, wt 1400; 1 bay driving horse, 9 year-, wt 1000; 1 bay mare, 6 years, wt 1300; 1 black mare, 8 years, with foai, wt 1350; 1 fall colt from Barkley horse; 3 head mare colts, coming yearling draft stock; 1 mule 1 year old in June. 24 Head Cattle—lo milk cows, 13 head of calves and one coming 1-year-old bull. * ~ 33 Head Hogs—29 shoats, wt. 75 lbs; 5 small pigs and a 3-4 Du roc boar, wt 350; 3 brood sows. 300 bushels oats; 7 or 8 dozen chickens; 5 full blood Rhode Island Red roosters. Farm Implements—2 wagons, 1 wide and 1 narrow tread; 2 buggies, 1 rubber tired; 1 Oliver gang, 12 inch, used one season; 1 Flying Dutchman gang; 1 John Deere sulky plow; 1 8-ft. disk, nearly newr

1 endgate seeder; 2 cultivators; 5 tons hay in mow; 2 Deering binders, 6 and 8 ft., 8 it. used 1 year; 1 Moline planter with 120 rods wire with fertilizer attachment; 1 Deering mower; 1 hay' rake; 1 Delaval separator No. 12; 3 sets work harness; 2 sets single harness; 14 inch sod plow; 12 inch sulky plow. Terms— ll months’ credit without interest if paid when due; if not so paid notes to draw 8 per cent from date, 6 per cent discount fpr cash on sums overfio; $lO and un-

der sash in hand. E. L. BRUCE. R T. LANHAM. John Culp, Auctioneer. C. G. Spitler, Clerk. Hot lunch on ground. ' 1 " ■>'. .» ■* - . r v V" PUBLIC The Republican bas printed sale bills for the following persons: Jan. 2nd Riley ThlHs, dairy sale at Leak’s hitch barn. Jan. 5—W. T. and a. B. Lowman, 5V* miles southeast of Rensselaer, general farm sale. Jan. 14 Biutf-fi/T. Lanhsm, at E. L.-Brace farm, 3% miles south east of Rensselaer, general sale.