Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 2, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 January 1915 — Getting Double Value. [ARTICLE]

Getting Double Value.

Senator Sniffensnuff likes to get double value out of his cigar. After snipping off the pointed end he generally Inserts two-thirds of the weed into his mouth and munches it until all but the lighted end looks like a salad. One afternoon while Sniffensnuff was sitting in front of his hotel a small boy tugged at the corner of his coat. “What Is It, son?” asked the senator, good-naturedly. Pointing with a small,, brown finger, the lad replied: “If you please, sir, your chew is going qut.” —Youngstown Telegram.