Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 310, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 31 December 1914 — Getting Double Value. [ARTICLE]

Getting Double Value.

Senator Sniffensnuff likes to get double value out of his cigar. After snipping off the pointed end he generally inserts two-thirds of the weed into his mouth and munches it until all but the lighted end looks like a salad. One afternoon while Sniffensnuff was sitting la front of his hotel a small boy tugged at the corner of his coat. “What is it, son?” asked the senator, good-naturedly. Pointing with a small, brown finger, the lad replied: “If you please, sir, your chew is going out.”—Youngstown Telegram.