Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 292, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 December 1914 — SANTA CLAUS HAS TUBERCULOSIS. [ARTICLE]

SANTA CLAUS HAS TUBERCULOSIS.

On Christmas eve little Dorothy, possessed of the whooping cough, was doing some fancy whooping,for company that had come. “Dorothy, dear," the rityther said, “yon mast Btop coughing or Santa Claus won’t come. If he bears you .coughing he’ll be afraid to come in." > “I should worry,” Dorothy replied, showing fall familiarity with modern expression: “He’s got tuberculosis him- “ Tuberculosis! Who you Banta Clans had tuberculosis?” > ? * “Oh. everybody knows that Don’t you buy tuberculosis stamps for him every Christmas?” , '( i